What distinguishes us from other library entertainers?

Satisfaction Guarantee


US: We guarantee that if you and your guests are dissatisfied with our service and the children are not entertained, we will fully refund your money.

Them: There is no guarantee provided, and even if there is, the nonrefundable deposit will be retained.


US: We operate on the principle of good faith and do not require a deposit. We trust that you are a responsible customer who will fulfill their financial obligations and honor their commitments.

Them: They typically require a 50% deposit, which is usually nonrefundable, because they are concerned that you might cancel your program.


US: Anyone can purchase professional equipment. Traits such as appearance, professionalism, and punctuality are qualities instilled during childhood. Our parents taught us important values such as respect, treating others as we wish to be treated, and prioritizing the needs of others over our own. Punctuality is key to our operations, and we no longer adhere to the “just in time” approach.
To ensure a smooth experience, we prioritize arriving 60 to 90 minutes early, setting up promptly, and collaborating with you before the show. This preparation allows us to work together and ensure everything goes according to plan.

Them: Their marketing copy greatly emphasizes their ability to enhance your program, which they showcase through their “just in time” attitude when it comes to starting the show. We understand that the librarian is the ones who shoulder the stress of organizing and budgeting the programs, and their thorough planning is what makes an event a success. As an entertainment service, we recognize that we are just one aspect of your celebration, and we strive to contribute our best to make it a memorable experience.

Travel Fees:

US: We make sure to include everything in the quoted price without any hidden charges or surprises. That’s why we may not be the cheapest option, as we thoroughly research to ensure accuracy in our pricing.

Them: By underbidding, offering additional options, and charging extra for travel expenses, they manage to present an initially low price.

Last-minute Bookings

US: We always prioritize last-minute bookings with the same level of dedication as an obsessive-compulsive librarian carefully planning their summer reading program six months in advance. Rest assured, and we do not inflate my prices simply because you have either recently discovered us or your busy schedule has only allowed you to make arrangements now. Your event is important to us, and we are committed to providing the best service possible.

Them: Last-minute bookings get the “special rate” because you, the eleventh-hour buyer, are a pain to deal with, and because of this, you’ll need to pay more for our services. Next time book earlier and get a cheaper rate.


US: Our goal is to ensure clarity and accuracy, and to that end, we will provide you with a contract that outlines all of the agreed-upon details. We are also committed to investing the time and effort to ensure your party is executed according to plan.

Them: Creating a contract requires effort. Based on our firsthand experience, we know that many entertainers tend to take shortcuts when it comes to contracts because they find them unenjoyable and low-priority.

Marketing Material

US: We offer you a customized 8 x 10 PDF poster and advertising copy. Recognizing the significance of social media in event promotion, we will also provide your social media department with personalized images, copy, and hashtags to effectively advertise the upcoming program.

Balloon Show Wauconda public library banner

Then: The availability of advertising copy will depend on their skills. In case it is not included, you will need to visit a website, find an image to download, and extract marketing copy from their website. You may need to modify the copy to align it with your event requirements.


US: As a married father of two boys, we have firsthand experience in organizing and planning events such as baptisms, christenings, and first birthdays. Having gone through the roller coaster of emotions, stress, and joys that come with parenting, I’ve come to understand that children are unpredictable and demand patience.

Them: According to our calculations, 60% of entertainers lack firsthand experience in dealing with children’s emotions due to either not having any or having gone through a divorce. Their limited exposure stems from their brief interactions with children solely on stage.